At 6 p.m. in God’s time zone on Wednesday, Ole Miss will play in the second-worst SEC basketball game of the season, which also doubles as the start of the SEC Men’s Basketball Tournament in Nashville.
The worst game will be the one that follows (Georgia vs. LSU) because it won’t tip off before 8:30 PM and will be played in front of 1,200 people, mostly made up of Kentucky fans who have a different definition of entertainment than the rest of the free world or are possibly being held against their will. Who’s to say?