It's been 275 days since Ole Miss last played football (because the Peach Bowl obviously doesn't count), but the wait's almost over. In five short days, you'll be throwing on a button-down or dress, loading up the chicken tenders and heading off to the Grove (unless you're me, in which case you'll be watching the UT Martin game from a bachelor party on the Jersey Shore, fighting drunk guidos and eating rum ham, or whatever goes on up there).
Five day, y'all. FIVE FUCKING DAYS.
One thing to look for on Monday is a possible starting quarterback announcement.