Here are things you should not do after being convicted of beating up your girlfriend and throwing her on a pile of assault rifles:
- Make a music video with machine gun sound effects in it.
- Make a music video in which the guy you're rapping with uses the line "Stop it, don't copy, my shotty will murk."
- Make a music video with girls waving their asses with dollar bill stuffed into their g-string.
But Greg Hardy, who's set to return to NFL action for the first time since a domestic violence arrest last spring, did all of those things in a music video he shot with rapper Ja Alan (can we talk about whether this guy is actually Rob Dyrdek?