After a hair-raising week over here in Charleston, your normal SEC whip-around curator is back and ready for battle. LET’S DO THE THING.
Ole Miss comes off the bye week and runs smack into Bret Bielema and his 4-2 Razorbacks, who’ve had a rough go of things after dropping TCU in a wild overtime game and a 3-0 start. But now, the Hogs are 0-2 in SEC play following a 49-30 failure at the hands of Nick Saban, and even Arky’s faculty can’t deal with this shit anymore.
Meet Dr. Lawton Lanier Nalley, an associate professor of agricultural economics and agribusiness, who was arrested at Saturday’s game for disorderly conduct and public intoxication (natch), after voicing the obscene feelings of virtually every Arkansas fan in attendance.