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A NASCAR driver crashed during a race and it's all because he wore an Ole Miss helmet

Related Topics: NASCAR, Ricky Stenhouse, Jr., Helmet, God

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In a horrific affront to God and the fine people of Mississippi, Ricky Stenhouse Jr. had the gall to don an Ole Miss-themed NASCAR helmet for last Sunday's race at Watkins Glen, and as rightful retribution for his crime Our Almighty sent a maroon and white colored thunder bolt to zap him right out of the proceedings.

The internet's best destination for Ole Miss sports news and notes, Maroon and White Nation dot com, was quick to spot the direct linkage between Stenhouse's disgusting headgear and the pursuant collision, the possibility of which attends every event involving human beings operating hyper-competitive automobiles traveling at speeds in excess of 200 miles per hour.