On Thursday night, the 2023 NFL Draft begins its three-day odyssey, with 259 names set to be called [insert draft pick jingle sound effect] across seven rounds of heated action in the version of Kansas City that is not in Kansas.
Even if you tried to avoid all draft discussions, you would still know the pre-draft media takes and MY COLUMNs, quotes from anonymous scouts, executives, and coaches, and endless discussion of gambling odds on the top pick have been loaded with the standard fire because the NFL is inevitable. In fact, the energy created from opinions about where Will Levis will be drafted has overtaken wind energy in the United States’ energy resources rankings.