The Vancouver Canucks do few things well. On the (very short list) that I could make it is: employ twins whom I cannot differentiate, come up with awesome ideas. You read that link right: the Canucks are going to have a separate goal song for each player who scores.
The problem with that is self-evident: are the Canucks even ALLOWED to score goals? So, let's do this, but for the Wild. Make the FO's job a little easier.
Here's my picks for goal songs for each player on the team:
The Forwards
Reasoning: When a defense-first PKer scores, clearly there's something supernatural in the air.