In your lowest, most brooding and foghorn-like voice, act as if you’re warning the Winnipeg Jets of some sort of impending weather-related doom, and say it with me... NEEEEEEEEE-NOOOOOOOO!!! NEEEEEEEEE-NOOOOOOOOO!!! That’s right, as the late Chris Farley once said, “All tropical storms must bow down to ‘El Niño!’” Because El Niño (which I understand is not a tropical storm at all, but rather a cycling of warm and cold ocean waters that causes unusual weather patterns, SCIENCE!) is ready to make landfall once again!
Yes, the Swiss Mister himself, Nino Niederreiter, returns to action for Minnesota, and the timing is fantastic.