Don’t worry, Minnesota sports fans… at least we have the Wild! [Looks around for anyone interested in giving a high five, eventually realizes the inappropriate timing of the statement.]
Look, I know the Vikings lost in ugly fashion yesterday, once again dashing our hopes of a championship with an absolute dud of an effort in Philadelphia. As I said to a friend while watching that game from a sad, lonely pit of infinite misery, “This is where I belong. As a Minnesota sports fan, I feel most comfortable down 31-7 in the third quarter of the NFC Championship game.