“And the award for biggest NHL trade of Sunday, February 26th, goes to… [incredibly long drum roll while Warren Beatty struggles to read the card] THE LOS ANGELES KINGS!” Wait, what’s this?! There are stage directors out there mingling with LA brass, and whispering in their ears. People are looking concerned, and they are taking the award away from GM Dean Lombardi. “Folks, there’s been a mistake! The Minnesota Wild actually won the award for biggest trade of February 26th.” Oh, and Chuck Fletcher has run onto the stage now and taken the award away from Lombardi!