Imagine an angry mob of Wild fans, all wearing their Matt Dumba jerseys, with torches lit and pitchforks in hand, marching through Rice Park and straight to Wild headquarters, assembling just outside the gates (I don’t think there are actually gates, but imagine that gates exist for effect). Just as one fan prepares to hurl the first stone at a lower-floor window, another takes out his iPhone and scrolls through Twitter.
“Fellow mob members!” he shouts. “The Wild will be losing Erik Haula and Alex Tuch to the Golden Knights.