ED NOTE: This has bad words. None of the other things we write on here do, but this one does. It seems to be a popular bit, so until the law catches up with me, I’m going to keep doing it. Thanks for understanding, and thanks for not reading and not letting your kids read it if bad language isn’t your thing. Hope you enjoy the rest of our articles—Ted
When you’re a warrior poet, sometimes you end up getting routed when you were least expecting it. You don’t have a lot of room in your alpha male head to process something like this occurring, so when it does, you sort of stagger around a bit, then take a seat and try to process what just occurred.