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Your Weekly Moment Of Zim Tzu: Motor City Massacre

The Vikings warrior poet/football coach dispenses his weekly wisdom

HEY...YOU WITH THE HAT ON BACKWARDS WEARING THAT STUPID NORTH DAKOTA HOCKEY JERSEY, BAD WORDS FOLLOW AND THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE POLITCALLY CORRECT, LIKE YOUR STUPID SOON TO BE NEW MASCOT NAME, WHIOUX FAN--Ted

Philosophers and those in academia generally deal in theory. They throw out an idea, talk about it, and try to determine, with hard and diligent analysis and data, whether or not their theory can work in the practical world.

Warrior poets who are also football coaches don't have time for hypotheses, control groups, and dissertations, no sir.