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Your Weekly Moment of Zim Tzu: Just Winning, Baby

HEY: This has bad words. Like a lot of them. Like don't use this as a Sunday School lesson plan. Unless your Sunday School is in a maximum security prison. Ted

History is replete with winners and losers, victors and vanquished, conquerors and conquered. And when you are a warrior poet of consequence, you are a winner, victor, and conqueror.

Because you are Zim Tzu, First Of His Name, Lord Of The Iron Range And Twin Cities, Vanquisher of the Raider Tribe, Hunter of the Ram, Slayer Of Bears In Their Den, Eradicator Of Lions, Conqueror Of Chiefs, Controller Of Electricity, and Warden Of The North.