The Vikings head coach/warrior poet dispenses his weekly words of wisdom
HEY--BAD WORDS AHEAD. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE PROFANITY--TED
When you are 5-2 you can pretty much say and do anything you want. When you're a 5-2 Warrior Poet and Renaissance Man, you can say and do even more.
Why?
Because you are Zim Tzu, First Of His Name, Lord Of The Iron Range And Twin Cities, Slayer Of Bears In Their Den, Eradicator Of Lions, Slayer Of Chiefs, Controller Of Electricity, and Warden Of The North.* People clear a path for you when you walk, pick up your tab at restaurants, and buy you a beer at your favorite watering hole.