Kidneys at birth, anyway.
The Chicago Bears registered a net positive of one single passing yard in Week 3 against the Cleveland Browns — the same AFC team the Minnesota Vikings host in Week 4 at U.S. Bank Stadium.
Passing yard statistics are a little goofy. Rookie passer Justin Fields — considered the franchise savior by many Bears loyalists — notched 68 passing yards as an individual stat in Cleveland. But his team surrendered 67 lost yards via sack, dicing the team passing yards total to one. The devil is in the details.
The Bears in Week 3 were the first team since the 2009 Cincinnati Bengals to record one or fewer total passing yards in a single game.