We’re eight weeks into the 2018 season and I haven’t done a single song parody to open one of my preview articles yet. It’s time to remedy that egregious oversight!
[Ignores the fact that most of you are waving your arms and shaking your heads at your screens like someone on a sitcom that’s silently trying to urge someone else to stop what they’re doing right now]
I humbly present to you:
Kirk is used to passin’ a lot
Just lost to the Saints, he’s down on his luck
It’s tough.