Two years ago, I made a bunch of Vikings-themed Valentines Day cards with terrible puns. Nobody kicked me off the website.
Last year, I did the same thing. The puns got worse. Much, much worse. Yet none of you did anything to stop me.
So in 2019, I’m going to do it again. Sorry, everyone. This is on you. Your indifference has created a monster.
While I maintain that Valentine’s Day itself is over-commercialized and saccharine to the point of nausea, I cannot resist the siren song of Dad Jokes that come with creating these made-up cards.