The Minnesota Vikings have solved their thorny kicking issues once and for all, just days before rosters must be cut down to 53 players. GM Rick Spielman made the announcement in a hastily called press conference just a few minutes ago.
“The Minnesota Vikings are pleased to announce that was have purchased the ‘Super Toe’ game for $59 off of e-Baby, and Super Toe will be our new kicker moving forward. Although we appreciate the efforts of Dan Bailey, Kaare Vedvik, Daniel Carlson, Kai Forbath, Blair Walsh, some dude from section 149 who we tried out in week 14 a few years back, and Girl Scout Troop 277 in Richfield, we feel that it was time for this organization to address the kicking issue once and for all.