The expectation is that U.S. Bank will be the name sponsor for the new Vikings stadium, which will be good advertising for that institution, although it will not prevent me from going with these preferred choices:
1-The Taj Ma Zygi, in honor of the team owner who will have a franchise worth $2 billion plus the day his stadium opens; and 2-The Avian Abattoir, in requiem for all the migrating birds that are going to die so that the stadium’s front windows can be fully luminous.
I’ve gone off the deep end a couple of times with the Vikings’ demands to control not only the stadium – which their lapdogs at the Stadium Authority have permitted – but also to control the surrounding area.