Losses like Sunday’s 16-6 debacle at Soldier Field on Sunday are starting to feel like a hard-to-watch version of Mad Libs at this point.
“The Vikings got off to a slow start on the road. The defense was out-schemed by ___________[young, innovative offensive coach]. Mike Zimmer and George Edwards made adjustments to keep the game close, but it wasn’t enough to overcome another disappointing performance from the Vikings offense.
Kirk Cousins finished with a stat line of ______________[box score that doesn’t reflect how poorly he played]. He had ___[number between 1-5] crucial turnovers and most of his production came with the Vikings trailing by ___[number, 2 or more] scores.