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What we thought would transpire isn't what, you know, transpired

After an off-season and pre-season that gave Vikings fans a lot of unbridled optimism, they came into Santa Clara looking for a second straight season opening road win under Mike Zimmer.

Yeah, whatever. Outdoors. Prime time. On the road. On grass.

A foursome of funk that the Vikings cannot escape.

The more things change, the more things stay the same. The Minnesota Vikings laid an egg, and the optimism we all felt nary a week ago has taken a serious hit. I mean, it was a complete ass handing, by a team that is coached by this guy:

And with a roster turnover of approximately 386%.