Sansevere: What Superhero would be the best fit for the Vikings?

The Nano Column
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Back when John Randle was in the midst of his Hall of Fame career, I asked him, “If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?”

Randle did not hesitate for a nanosecond.

“Inspector Gadget,” Randle said.

I asked him why.

Again, no hesitation.

“Then I could just stand at the line and use my Inspector Gadget arms to sack the quarterback,” he said.

Made perfect sense.