Their quarterback was once criticized for having too-skinny knees. No, seriously, he was. And for having pointy elbows. Or wearing gloves. On and on it went.
Their running back sat out a year after beating his four-year-old son with a tree branch.
Their head coach looks like he collects passenger tickets for the Long Island Rail Road. Part of his coaching tree includes Barry Switzer and Bobby Petrino. He was passed over repeatedly for head coaching jobs.
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Their receivers are guys named Diggs and Thielen. The defense is solid but not spectacular.