The NFL draft will be held in basements throughout the land this week. These proposals won’t help every franchise, but they will make the world, or at least the league, a better place.
Yes, my picks might stink, but remember — they can’t be as bad as Dimitrius Underwood or Troy Williamson.
My first annual Mocking Draft:
1. Cincinnati: Please trade the pick anywhere for anything. Please don’t bury Joe Burrow in Bengal mediocrity. Send him somewhere more interesting, such as New York. Or Winnipeg.
2. Washington: The NFL grows a conscience and forces the worst franchise in sports to draft a new nickname.