Most Training Camp press conferences are pretty milquetoast. The coach or player steps up to the podium, the local media asks a bunch of questions about the upcoming season, and the interview subject normally gives generic answers about how they’re “ready to work” and “excited to show what they can do.”
But every once in a while, some poetic prose pops out when you least expect it.
When veteran linebacker Eric Kendricks had his media availability on Wednesday afternoon, a Twin Cities media member (I believe Patrick Reusse) asked Kendricks about his new teammates in the middle of the defensive line.