It's time for another season of Spot the Spat, the Vikings' annual attempt to turn the sideline into a soundstage.
If Adam Thielen slaps Kirk Cousins, was he angry, or shooing a fly?
Will Stefon Diggs force a trade from Buffalo to the CFL to get even farther away from his former quarterback?
If Justin Jefferson lasers Cousins with The Look, does that mean he wants a trade or merely an apology and a box of chocolates?
For all of the post-Fran quarterback intrigue in Vikings history, they haven't employed many who were as interesting throwing a fit as throwing a pass.