Gary Kubiak oversaw 22,316 offensive snaps in 22 NFL seasons as either an offensive coordinator or head coach.
He ran the ball 10,406 times. That's 47 percent. Plenty balanced enough to saddle up and join Mike Zimmer's old-school posse as the Vikings' new assistant head coach/offensive advisor.
Will the 57-year-old Kubiak and the 62-year-old Zimmer work together harmoniously forever and ever, amen?
Who knows?
Will their 48 combined years of NFL coaching experience on opposite sides of the ball form some kind of AARP-approved superhero force that defeats the growing invasion of whippersnappers and their trendy, college-style offenses?