I can't wait for Aaron Rodgers' Hall of Fame induction speech.
He will ask for fences to be erected around Canton, Ohio, so nobody falls off the edge of our flat Earth.
He will look skyward and wonder if the airplane chemtrails are poisoning us, so the gub'mint can control our minds.
He will refer to the more than 1 million deaths due to COVID-19 in America as a hoax.
He might accuse anyone he doesn't like on the stage or in the audience of being a pedophile.
The highlight, though, will be the induction speech sung by Elvis.