Hi kids! How’s life treating you? Is it me, or does the acquisition of no interior offensive linemen so far feel like some kind of reality TV thing? Like, there’s some stooge currently sitting in his mancave, say in White Bear Lake, bitching and moaning about everything that’s gone on in Vikings free agency so far. And he writes on sites like this, other message boards, and social media, like hundreds of other folks. And at some point he’ll type ‘Hell Spielman, give ME a contract to play guard. I’ll take a million bucks to play for the Vikings.
2019 NFL Draft: Mock Wars, Tedisode 5.0: The Empire Mocks Back
