Just four weeks into Minnesota United’s inaugural season in Major League Soccer, there was a league-wide: the Loons would be the worst team ever, in every aspect of the word. There was even an article on our own SB Nation pointing out how bad United was going to be. The commentors on that article weren’t any more optimistic than the piece itself. “This team will be bad no matter what this season, but maybe just drop to a deep block and limit the embarrassing scorelines?” wrote one. Another added that “I have no doubt in my mind they will be the worst of all time and will set many undesirable records along the way.
Who cares if Minnesota United concedes the most goals in an MLS season?
