These international breaks can be tough on the psyche. Like most of us, you are probably having trouble sleeping. After an hour of tossing and turning in your bed, you stumble into the bathroom to bathe your face in cold water.
Glancing up in the mirror, you are startled to see a tiny version of yourself, hovering over your right shoulder. This mini you is smiling beatifically and appears to be wearing a 2018 Minnesota United replica jersey – the cool one with the stripes. When he turns slightly, you see the name on the back is Ramirez, or is it Ibarra?