Think all the way back to 2014. It was a simpler time: ISIS hadn’t declared itself a caliphate yet, Robin Williams was still around, and it was still acceptable to like either Taylor Swift or Kanye West. It was also the last time Minnesota United FC lost a game where they were down a man outside of stoppage time, thanks to noted “Guy who loved a good red card in a U.S. Open Cup game” center back Cristiano Dias getting a straight red against Sporting Kansas City and the Loons subsequently gifting goals to Soony Saad and Alex Martinez.
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