We are a blog that, first and foremost, is about the fans. So, every once in a while, we like to get out and do pieces like this, ones that take the temperature of the fanabse examine some potential (though not necessarily logical) options for the season. If you get a chuckle out of this, great, but please remember that this is “fake news”.
Minnesota United has a lot of room for improvement as they head into their first real offseason. Some options are more extreme than others, but one concept is consistent: upgrades are necessary.