Major League Soccer shocked the sporting world Friday as they announced they would broadcast the highest profile match of the week for free over their streaming platform, MLS Live.
D.C. United travels to take on Minnesota United this Saturday in a clash of underperforming titans. While nearly every club in the league has found a way to field a roster at least marginally better than a Division 3 college team, Minnesota and D.C. have shown remarkable resolution in their pursuit of the coveted MLS Wooden Spoon.
“Look, there’s just no way we make the playoffs this year,” admitted a hollow-eyed Adrian Heath.