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If I had a million (Garber) bucks...

The Minnesota United coffers got a little prettier last week to the tune of up to $1,000,000. What we know is that Minnesota is guaranteed $500,000 in total GAM and $300,000 in total TAM over the next to years. The additional $200,000 is conditional based on performances and isn’t specified. The exact exchange rate of GAM to TAM can fluctuate based on supply and demand, who is above and below the playoff line, phases of the moon, and whether or not Don Garber saw his shadow.

Now, I literally have a better idea of who killed Kennedy than what GAM and TAM are and the nuances in using them.