Hello and welcome to Round 12 of E Pluribus Choose-Em! The Loons play host to the LA Galaxy this weekend on national television. There was serious consideration over rewriting the rules to allow for more expensive English players whose names rhyme with "deck-em" in honor of our opponents, but EPL is proud to declare that we don't make loopholes for cert(L)Ain clubs.
Speaking of the rules, which will be entirely normal this week, they can be found here. We always love to have new competitors, so much so that their points are doubled the first week.