Christian Ramirez can’t talk right now because his mouth is full of donut. The Minnesota United forward is sitting on a violently pink settee in Glam Doll Donuts’ Eat Street location, a sampling of donuts both outrageous and more traditional on a triangular side table in front of him. An avowed dessert and donut connoisseur, Ramirez is currently trying an Outlaw, a cherry cheesecake donut whose frosting is a darker, heartier shade of pink than the furniture.
“It's got some sort of cream in the middle — it's almost like cheesecake,” he says once he’s taken a sip of milk (he is not a coffee drinker.