May 2018 was arguably the most boring month of the year for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Having been eliminated from the playoffs on April 25th by the Houston Rockets, the only May “highlights” for the franchise involved rumors of a Hulk-like computer smash at Mayo Clinic Square (never proven by the way), a declined player option, and another irresponsible, unproven hot take centering around the team’s franchise center being available on the trade market. With that list of “news” being the only Wolves-related items to really surface over the last month, one could understand how the #kahntent surrounding this team could be dry.