August. The time that is loved by NBA players, for it is truly one of their only months off. The millionaires get to flock to the distant reaches of the globe, enjoying their lives of luxury (albeit while likely still training for the upcoming year). Most of the NBA goes into hiatus during August, as absolutely nothing happens other than made-up social media feuds, such as a the supposed fight between Jimmy Butler and Dwayne Wade.
For the rest of us, for those lonely few that struggle to push out relevant content during these bone-dry months, we scrape the barrel of ideas hoping to find something useful at the bottom.