Welcome to the Monday edition of The Cooler, where you never know when you might write a headline you couldn’t dream up in a million years. Let’s get to it:
*Rapper Ja Rule performed at halftime of the Wolves’ loss at Milwaukee on Saturday, and by all accounts there were some problems with his set.
It prompted the Timberwolves’ official account to tweak Ja Rule with a tweet about being “hustled, scammed and bamboozled” – a nod to the rapper’s tweet last month over his involvement in the notorious Fyre Festival. (The Wolves’ tweet even copied his misuse of “lead,” which should be led).