I’ve been writing here at Canis for a long time now, long enough to go through the trials of Jimmy Butler forcing his way out, long enough to convince myself that trading the number one overall pick in the draft for Marcus Smart is a good idea, and long enough to witness the coolest athlete in the world reside in Minneapolis. We’ve gotten to know each other pretty well over the years here, but what you may not yet know is that I am a film fanatic, and a very serious movie critic.
Of course, I mean this very seriously, as my favorite and most-watched movies include very serious and critically-acclaimed films (this is what we call what the common folk refer to as a movie) such as Super Troopers, Blades of Glory, Happy Gilmore, and Anchorman 2.