Care to join me in Imagination Land? Pick your fancy!
Things have been bad around here lately. Hell, mostly for the last 32 years. There’s no sugarcoating how hapless this iteration of the Minnesota Timberwolves look, even by Wolves standards. Writers and commenters have been able to detail that in much more articulate/intelligent fashion than I ever could. However, what I can do is write below average fan fiction and after I saw this comment from our very own Mnem, I decided it was time to take a vacation.