Some interesting news hit my inbox early this morning. Canis Hoopus sources are reporting that Karl-Anthony Towns, the Wolves’ star sophomore center who posted 24 points and 19 rebounds in last night’s win over Denver, has been working out with a world-renowned trainer on his off days in a desolate location about an hour outside of Minneapolis.
And who might that trainer be? Brace yourself.
Sasquatch himself has been helping the Big KAT put on that real forest muscle needed to battle the most devastating bigs in the NBA. He is said to lead a jerky-powered strength program and the pillars of working out with him include: explosiveness, strength, light stretching, bees, and calisthenics.