There are three very simple truths to be taken from Selection Sunday this year. First, the Minnesota Golden Gophers are a #5 seed. Second, the Wisconsin Badgers are a #8 seed. Third, Wisconsin fans want you to know that they are VERY upset and that the NCAA selection committee is full of people who hate Wisconsin and that their resume was totally better than Minnesota’s and blah blah blah.
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Sorry, I nodded off because all the whining and complaining turned into a soothing blend of white noise. This post is mostly going to be me mocking Wisconsin fans.