Can I be honest with you? I don’t like the Minnesota Golden Gophers’ chances of beating the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday. I know that may come as a shock to you, but I just don’t see it happening, barring a miracle. So I’m really not all that interested in talking about the ways in which the Buckeyes will impose their will upon the Gophers. I’d much rather talk about a different kind of bloodbath, especially since we’re in the month of October.
I’d like to talk about horror movies.
But we’ll have to at least pretend we’re talking about Ohio State.