Hi friends. Many of you have been creepily caring about the televised recruiting decision of local star footballer Quinn Carroll. It’s completely understandable, as Quinn is a talented and sought after talent. No seriously, you’re not being judged, we too were watching this announcement closely (well not me but I was tired and in the wrong time zone).
However, if I just described you, then you are also likely aware than Quinn did not choose the Minnesota Golden Gophers footballing squad as his college destination last night on KARE-11 news. I’ve seen a number of Gopher fans react to this information negatively and I’m here to help.