Western Michigan head football coach PJ Fleck has supposedly been the leading candidate to take over the same role at the University of Minnesota as a replacement for recently fired Tracy Claeys. Minnesota athletic director Mark Coyle has stayed mum during the proceedings. However, sources close to the situation have obtained travel documentation that shows Coyle boarded a plane for London this afternoon. His cousin, Cadmus Coyle, claims that, “the trip is just for a breath of fresh, foggy London air.” It might appear Mark Coyle just needs some tea and crumpets.
BUT DOES HE?
Deeply secretive sources indicate that Coyle’s trip to London coincides with the recent return home of Auror Harry Potter from his sojourn in Australia, where he was attempting to find evidence of the existence of blibbering humdingers and enjoying the popular wizard desert sauna located in the Outback known as Aquamenta’s.