An open "letter" to North Dakota fans thanking them for not being good at nicknames.
Dear North Dakota fans,
When we heard that UND was going to accept submissions for a new nickname, we came up with a few of our own in jest. After all, we harbor ill will towards your shooty-puck sporting collective. But in all honestly we were more excited to see if you could exceed the high expectations of boorishness and idiocy that the wider sporting public holds for you. All I can say is, BRAVO to you people of the tundra!