Forget about the Little Brown Jug, Paul Bunyan’s Axe, Floyd of Rosedale, and even the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy — the Gophers currently have none of them, so that shouldn’t be too hard. *pulls out flask*
This week is all about the Governor’s Victory Bell, the one “rivalry” trophy that currently sits in the Gophers’ trophy case. *starts drinking heavily*
It’s one of the most coveted trophies in all of college football. The Gophers were so excited to seize it the last time around, they actually broke it.
But I’m not here to question the structural integrity of a “rivalry” trophy.