Forget about the Little Brown Jug, Paul Bunyan’s Axe, Floyd of Rosedale, and even the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy — the Gophers currently have none of them, so that shouldn’t be too hard. *pulls out flask*
This week is all about the Governor’s Victory Bell, the one “rivalry” trophy that currently sits in the Gophers’ trophy case. *starts drinking heavily*
It’s one of the most coveted trophies in all of college football. The Gophers were so excited to seize it the last time around, they actually broke it.
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But I’m not here to question the structural integrity of a “rivalry” trophy.